This week, "I'm waiting for hadoop" by The Velvet Underground: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOmZimH00oo
I'm waiting for hadoop Twenty-six TBs to compute Spun up the servers, 125 Praying to god that my script stays alive I'm waiting for hadoop
Hey, twitter, what links are going around? Hey, pitchfork, what's the newest sound? Oh pardon me sir, let me switch my tabs just taking a break while amazon does math I'm waiting for hadoop
what's for lunch? I think I need a snack Mexican spot on 48th ave. I'm gonna get the same thing as before First thing you learn is to order al pastor I'm waiting for hadoop
Back to the office, up three flights of stairs tweet fit bit progress, but nobody cares check the admin, get a quick update only halfway there, I got more time to waste I'm waiting for hadoop
the console hollers, it starts to bawl and shout Runtime Error, how'm I gonna work it out? but I'm feeling good cause it's a quarter to five Come tomorrow I'll just change a couple lines I'm waiting for hadoop
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