A Computational Study on the Correlation Between Anime Profile Pictures, Beard Prominence, and Medieval Fantasy Dwarf Probability
This repository contains the implementation and documentation of Dr. Beardicus' Theorem, a groundbreaking mathematical framework that explores the unexpected relationships between anime profile pictures, facial hair growth, and Medieval Fantasy Dwarf tendencies in online communities.
- Users with cuter anime profile pictures tend to have more prominent beards
- Beyond a critical cuteness threshold (A = 8), users show increasing probability of being Medieval Fantasy Dwarfs
- The relationships follow precise mathematical formulas, enabling accurate predictions
Dr. Beardicus' Theorem establishes two fundamental relationships:
$$ B = \frac{A^2}{10} $$ where:
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$B$ = Beard prominence score (0-10) -
$A$ = Cuteness level of anime profile picture (0-10)
$$ P = \frac{1}{1 + e^{-(A - 8)}} $$ where:
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$P$ = Probability of being a Medieval Fantasy Dwarf (0-1) -
$A$ = Cuteness level of anime profile picture (0-10)
The quadratic relationship shows accelerating beard growth with increasing cuteness
A sigmoid curve demonstrating the sharp transition in Medieval Fantasy Dwarf probability around A = 8
Dual-axis visualization showing the interplay between beard prominence and Medieval Fantasy Dwarf probability
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├── README.md # This documentation
├── Story.md # The narrative behind the theorem
├── Theorem.md # Formal mathematical definitions
├── beardicus_theorem.py # Interactive visualization app
└── screenshots/ # Example visualizations
├── 1.png # Beard Prominence plot
├── 2.png # Medieval Fantasy Dwarf Probability plot
├── 3.png # Combined analysis
└── theyhavebeards.jpg # Supporting evidence
- Python 3.6+
- pip package manager
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Clone the repository:
git clone https://github.com/HxHippy/Beardicus-Theorem.git cd Beardicus-Theorem
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Install dependencies:
pip install -r requirements.txt
Launch the interactive visualization:
streamlit run beardicus_theorem.py
- Cuteness level (
$A$ ) sampled from [0, 10] in 0.1 increments - Beard prominence (
$B$ ) calculated using quadratic formula - Medieval Fantasy Dwarf probability (
$P$ ) computed using sigmoid function
- NumPy: Numerical computations
- Matplotlib: Static plotting
- Streamlit: Interactive web interface
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Beard Growth Pattern
- Minimal growth for
$A < 3$ - Moderate growth for
$3 ≤ A ≤ 7$ - Rapid growth for
$A > 7$
- Minimal growth for
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Medieval Fantasy Dwarf Transformation
- Low probability (
$P < 0.1$ ) for$A < 6$ - Critical threshold at
$A = 8$ ($P = 0.5$ ) - High probability (
$P > 0.7$ ) for$A > 9$ of being a Medieval Fantasy Dwarf
- Low probability (
- Real-world data collection and validation
- Machine learning for cuteness assessment
- Beard density analysis using computer vision
- Cross-cultural Medieval Fantasy Dwarf identification patterns
- Simulated data only
- Simplified beard growth model
- Cultural bias in Medieval Fantasy Dwarf classification
This project is licensed under the MIT License - see LICENSE for details.
- Dr. Beardicus for the original theorem
- The open-source community
- All the bearded Medieval Fantasy Dwarfs who inspired this work
This is a work of mathematical whimsy. Any resemblance to actual beards or Medieval Fantasy Dwarfs, living or legendary, is purely coincidental.